umm...no.

Act up. #berlinwall #newseum

Act up. #berlinwall #newseum

You are power. #berlinwall #newseum

You are power. #berlinwall #newseum

teachingfeelslike:

When I got the first “welcome back to the new school year” email from my principal.

In going to need this in two weeks. One of the best gifs possible for my life.

teachingfeelslike:

When I got the first “welcome back to the new school year” email from my principal.

In going to need this in two weeks. One of the best gifs possible for my life.

lolobee8288:

hipsterenglishteacher:

This speaks to me. 

Ha. I hate Pearson.

yup yup yup.

lolobee8288:

hipsterenglishteacher:

This speaks to me. 

Ha. I hate Pearson.

yup yup yup.

(via wwbioteach)

coffee-teach-wine:

californiabrenna:

frail-skin:

howthehoolychillz:

pleatedjeans:

This is Why We Have Dogs (22 Pics)

I’m going to fucking cry.

Seriously sobbing

I fucking love dogs

Dogs »> People

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via fauxrealyo)

msleahqueenhbic:

lairedcake:

appleforevan:

artteacheradventures:

mvmarcz:

fattyonfire:

Splurged on this beauty for the 2014-2015 school year. Heavy duty! I can’t believe how excited I am about a pencil sharpener. If any student touches this..there will be grave consequences.

No lie I keep mine hidden in a cabinet behind my deskOnly select few know its locationand partially cause of other teachers, not my kidsI actually had a 1st grade teacher send me ALL of her pencils one morning while I was teaching.  She wanted ME to sharpen them for her

Are you flipping kidding me?! I’ve never heard of a teacher asking me to sharpen their pencils. All the dirty words they’d hear from me after school.

I’ve had teachers send kids to my room to sharpen pencils; however, they always seem to send the kids who get in trouble and then I end up getting mad at them for just wandering into my classroom and disrupting everyone. Because they can never just come in quietly and leave, they have to announce their arrival and say hi to everyone! Ugh. #artteacherprobs

I had one similar during my first year of teaching. On the first day of opening it, a special needs student helped himself, and broke it by sticking one of the smallest numbs of a pencil I’ve ever seen inside of it.

I sharpen pencils with a utility knife as I walk menacingly around the room… When I have hall duty, I park myself at the corner with a box of pencils and a garbage can.

I gave my (school provided) electric sharpener to the teacher next door because I was so over her kids coming in my room. My kids then used the manual one mounted on the wall. It worked way better and was quieter. I teared up the day another teacher’s class broke it’s handle.

msleahqueenhbic:

lairedcake:

appleforevan:

artteacheradventures:

mvmarcz:

fattyonfire:

Splurged on this beauty for the 2014-2015 school year. Heavy duty! I can’t believe how excited I am about a pencil sharpener. If any student touches this..there will be grave consequences.

No lie I keep mine hidden in a cabinet behind my desk
Only select few know its location
and partially cause of other teachers, not my kids
I actually had a 1st grade teacher send me ALL of her pencils one morning while I was teaching. She wanted ME to sharpen them for her

Are you flipping kidding me?! I’ve never heard of a teacher asking me to sharpen their pencils. All the dirty words they’d hear from me after school.

I’ve had teachers send kids to my room to sharpen pencils; however, they always seem to send the kids who get in trouble and then I end up getting mad at them for just wandering into my classroom and disrupting everyone. Because they can never just come in quietly and leave, they have to announce their arrival and say hi to everyone! Ugh. #artteacherprobs

I had one similar during my first year of teaching. On the first day of opening it, a special needs student helped himself, and broke it by sticking one of the smallest numbs of a pencil I’ve ever seen inside of it.

I sharpen pencils with a utility knife as I walk menacingly around the room… When I have hall duty, I park myself at the corner with a box of pencils and a garbage can.

I gave my (school provided) electric sharpener to the teacher next door because I was so over her kids coming in my room. My kids then used the manual one mounted on the wall. It worked way better and was quieter. I teared up the day another teacher’s class broke it’s handle.

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via coffee-teach-wine)

sickestambition:

One of the best things she’s ever said.

Also one of the first interviews she did. Ridiculous as she can be I still love her.

(Source: artpopamolly, via jessisahotmess)